Let me write you a check

I got this in my email today:

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We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum
of 10,600,000.00GBP (Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil
and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since this is our second
letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore
can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.

We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by
your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In
your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter
of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to
enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the
release of this sum of money.

Please contact me for futher details

Yours Faithfully,

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Sadly, it has no signature. For just a moment there I thought all my worries were over.

Actually I was going to give it all to SHAF.

Still poor (but happy) just north of Boonsboro,

Mannie