Hey look, it's a schooner! Schooners are beautiful ships that generally have only one jib style sail per mast. Schooners, are fast, unarmed, beautiful, and named after anything that strikes their owner's fancy.
I'd name this schooner the "Ooh-la-la!
Their families love them. Welcome home Mike!
"I'm looking for things to be angry at!" says the purposefully striding Marine.